{"product_id":"cd-part-i-an-alchemists-grind-house-soundtrack","title":"DVD Part I: An Alchemist's Grind House - Movie","description":"\u003cp\u003eA DVD with the first movie of the \u003cem\u003eAlchemist \u003c\/em\u003etrilogy by Kanslös Films. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThree alchemists live together inharmoniously on Duchess Isolde’s darkened lands. Thanks to the potion of Smyphony the Ancient Alchemist, they are as good as immortal. Who dares defy them still, is confronted with the magic of Lucia the Snakewitch and the sword of Althotas the Germanic Brewer. The potion, composed of alcohol, chocolate, nicotine and THC and bound with prypylon, has but one disadvantage: the components are affected by the full moon, therefore sex during full moon leads to spontaneous combustion. During their search for the fifth element to fix this problem, the alchemist’s receive bad news and have to call in the help of very old ‘friends’.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis film has been made in 5 days, without script, text, casting or clue. The soundtrack with different brilliant underground metalbands is a masterpiece, so all ingredients for an old school absurd evening are provided for!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you rather want a download instead of a DVD, send us an \u003ca href=\"mailto:order@wotikmerch.com\" title=\"e-mail\"\u003ee-mail\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WOTIK Merch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51901484302675,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/2202\/9907\/files\/AlchI-DVDcover.jpg?v=1758022477","url":"https:\/\/www.metalmanagers.com\/de\/products\/cd-part-i-an-alchemists-grind-house-soundtrack","provider":"The Metal Managers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}